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The Doc says I must retire by the end of June
and take on no new projects for at least 6 months.
Fishing, Crypt Car and travel only permitted.

That's a good thing.

My buddy Ariel recently retired and enjoys fishing on
my new boat as much as I do.

That's a good thing.

Ariel's wife Elena and Wendy are good friends and both
hate fishing.

That's an OK thing.

Ariel used to own a TR6 he was trying to restore. Elena
forced him get rid of it because of the extreme costs to
restore one of these foul Beasts.

Wendy will be spending much more time with Elena while
Ariel and I are fishing.

Maybe not such a good thing?

This could easily spell the end of the Crypt Car saga.

I'm spending every month on repair/parts what a one week vacation cost.

Crypty could be in major trouble if he is not soon off blocks and operational.

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I told you to paint a cross on that cover and soak it in Holy water. The exorcism will never work without doing at least that.

Some day you'll walk in the garage and that thing will rise up and start spinning like Regan did in the movie.

Hopefully, it won't throw up green oil or anti-freese all over you.
 
Hey Tinster, My SPO seemed to have a good sense of direction. He used proper parts etc. But when it comes to spending money on "LUCY" I usually end up spending the same amount on hunydew to keep the balance. TTFN.
 
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