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A little car humor......

terriphill

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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife said, "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Funeral arrangement for the husband have been set for this Saturday.
 
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That appeals to my warped sense of humour.

Stuart.
 
Wasn't 200 enough, dear? /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/shocked.gif
 
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