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A Few Zen Thoughts

Mickey Richaud

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--- I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.

--- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

--- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

--- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

--- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

--- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

--- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

--- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

--- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

--- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.

--- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

--- Remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

Mickey (from the internet)
 
The statement about light being faster than sound is sooo true! I know this one particular young women... Regarding the first statement... Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start.
 
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