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--- I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
--- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
--- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
--- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
--- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
--- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
--- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
--- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
--- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
--- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.
--- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--- Remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Mickey (from the internet)
--- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
--- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
--- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
--- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
--- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
--- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
--- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
--- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
--- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.
--- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--- Remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Mickey (from the internet)