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Prime Ministerial candidates Helen Clark, John Key, and Winston Peters were flying to a debate.
Helen looked at John, and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
John shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
Winston added, ' I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 4.3 million people very happy.'
Prime Ministerial candidates Helen Clark, John Key, and Winston Peters were flying to a debate.
Helen looked at John, and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
John shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
Winston added, ' I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot,
'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 4.3 million people very happy.'
