95 Year Old Uncle

[jerrybny]

My whole family is shocked and surprised with the death of my uncle", says a man to his friend.
"Oh, that's terrible. Tell me, how old was he?", asks the friend.
"He was 95 years old", answers the man.
"Actually, that's kind of old", claims the friend, "Why are you so surprised?".
"Because his parachute didn't open".

 

[kyreb1862]

"Snicker" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif

 

[Basil]

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep like my dear 85 year old Uncle....(scroll down)


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Not screaming in horror like the other passengers in his car.

 

[JamesWilson]

I've got an uncle like that....

Deaf as a doornail .... could end up dead as one for all the things he misses when he's out and about. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nonono.gif

Won't wear his hearing aid, it "bothers" him... I suppose getting hit by a bus would get his attention a little more fully.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nonod.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazyeyes.gif