Route 3 in Duxbury on a Friday Night in July many years ago. On the way to The Cape.
Due to my ignorance, I had put an offset-oiled rocker on a staight oil port head. No lubrication, #1 exhaust rocker bushing finally failed, slipping off the valve. Exhaust had no where to go until it forced a hole in the end of the intake manifold.
Cop that stopped offered me his service revolver to put it out of it's misery.
I think he was joking.
I think.
Was buying my parts directly from the UK at the time, the good old days when it was $1.15 to the pound. Called to order a rebuilt rocker assembly. Guy on the other end asked if the oil feed was straight or offset. I think he saw my 1,000 yard start 3,00 miles away in ol Blighty.
Price of an education.
Colin