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50 Years Ago Today
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HA! Reminds me of an oldie: "I'm working on my second million... Gave up on the first."
mikephillips
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I had to buy a lottery ticket a couple weeks ago, how often can you say you "lost" a billion bucks...
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question: what do murdering someone, making a million dollars and divorcing someone have in common.
They are all easier to do a second time
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You speaking from experience?
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I'd tell you......
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But then I'd have to...
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A friend of mine on his 25th wedding anniversary mused that he'd probably be out on parole by now if ...
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Don't mess with old people. The older we get, "life in prison" becomes less of a threat.
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Saw that on a T-Shirt
mikephillips
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If you get life you do want to start it as far along as possible, say rob a bank at 70 and sit in the lobby afterwards waiting for then to show up.
I knew a guy who didn't make it 6 months out of high school, we graduated together and by November he was locked away, be 46 years end of this year. Was a full scholarship where he started college but was dumb enough to fall in with some local guys stealing cars. Went bad real fast.
I knew a guy who didn't make it 6 months out of high school, we graduated together and by November he was locked away, be 46 years end of this year. Was a full scholarship where he started college but was dumb enough to fall in with some local guys stealing cars. Went bad real fast.
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I figure robbing banks is Retirement Plan "C". If you get away with it, you have the money. If you don't, you still have a place to sleep and meals provided for you.