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46 Things that women cannot do

Steve

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1. Know anything about a car except its colour (with a few notable exceptions…..right RG?)

2. Understand a film plot

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message

4. Lift

5. Throw

6. Run

7. Park

8. Read a map

9. Rob a bank

10. Sit still

11. Tell a joke

12. Play pool

13. Pay for dinner

14. Eat a kebab while walking

15. Argue without shouting

16. Get told off without crying

17. Understand fruit machines

18. Walk past a shoe shop

19. Make a decent bacon sandwich

20. Not comment on strangers clothes

21. Use small amounts of toilet paper

22. Let you sleep with a hang over

23. Drink a pint gracefully

24. Get a round in

25. Throw a punch

26. Do magic

27. Like your friends

28. Eat a really hot curry

29. Get to the point

30. Buy plain envelopes

31. Take less than 20 minutes in the bathroom

32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying " I'm Cold "

33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

34. Avoid credit card debt

35. Dive into a pool

36. Assemble furniture

37. Set a video recorder

38. Not try to change you

39. Watch a war film

40. Understand why flirting results in violence

41. Spend a day by themselves

42. Go to the toilet by themselves

43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket

44. Choose a video quickly

45. Sit in silence without talking

46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above
 
you need to contact the twin cam group-they are establishing a home for demented car collectors -with French Maid Service & car storage under 0ne roof!!! Randi /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
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#40 and #25 are wrong.

Don't ask. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
PC.

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They're all bloody wrong... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif

RG /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/england.gif (Who has to be dragged, kicking and screaming, to go shopping.)
 
as a habit I try not to generalize.......but I believe this topic is linked to the snow script ability and where brains are located in most males until forced to use / locate thought processor located North of their equator.....Randi /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cheers.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
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.......but I believe this topic is linked to the snow script ability and where brains are located in most males .....

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I resemble that.


PC.
 
Ah Randi,
If I ever need a heroine, girl, you'd be it.

PC - Thank you for admitting what we've known all along! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazyeyes.gif

RG /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grouphug.gif
 
delighted to be able to assist you! Randi /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/patriot.gif
 
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#40 and #25 are wrong.

Don't ask. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
PC.

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They're all bloody wrong... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pukeface.gif


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Read #46 /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
one does not waste time arguing with insanity....they make excuses for it and carry on /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thirsty.gif Randi
 
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