4/7/10 potd

[Stewart]

A man who wanted to sing in church was wondering if he should inquire.

 

[martx-5]

If he wants to get accepted, he has to give the right pitch...
If he doesn't, he'll wind up in the <span style="font-weight: bold">bass</span>ment...

 

[JPSmit]

no need to inquire - just send a note

 

[Gliderman8]

The poor guy couldn't find the key for the church, so he had to break into a song.

 

[Silverghost]

If he breaks wind during a sermon he may find himself sitting in his own pew.

 

[JPSmit]

If he breaks wind during a sermon he may find himself sitting in his own pew.

OK guys, back to the choir pun at hand let's not have any dischord