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gsalt57tr3
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3 priests died and were waiting at the Pearly Gtes. St. Peter came out and told them that the computer network was down and they could not be processed until it was back up.
The first priests asks how long it will be and St. Peter said it could be about a month. The Second priest was a little upset and asked what they were supposed to do while they were waiting.
St. Peter says, "Here's the deal: Right now its kind of a null time. We can't record anything you do while the network is down so you get some free time. I will let each of you be whatever you want for the next month with no worries of penalty."
The first priest says "I want to be an eagle soaring over the Rockies." St. Peter nods his head and POOF, the first priest is gone.
The second priest says "I want to be a dolphin, playing in the warm waters around Hawaii." Again, a nod of the head and POOF, the second priest is gone.
The third priest has been quiet the whole time. Finally he asks St. Peter "Anything?" St. Peter says "sure, the network is down, we can't record a thing."
The third priest takes a deep breath and tells St. Peter "I want to be a stud." St. Peter looks him over for a second, nods his head and POOF, the third priest is gone.
After a month goes by, God calls St. Peter and asks about the 3 missing priests.
St. Peter peers down at the earth and says, "Well there's the first one, flying high above Aspen." Peering a little harder, he says, "Ah, there's the second, off the beach at Maui." "And the third?" asks God.
"Well he may be a little harder to find, last time I saw him he was in a tire in North Dakota."
The first priests asks how long it will be and St. Peter said it could be about a month. The Second priest was a little upset and asked what they were supposed to do while they were waiting.
St. Peter says, "Here's the deal: Right now its kind of a null time. We can't record anything you do while the network is down so you get some free time. I will let each of you be whatever you want for the next month with no worries of penalty."
The first priest says "I want to be an eagle soaring over the Rockies." St. Peter nods his head and POOF, the first priest is gone.
The second priest says "I want to be a dolphin, playing in the warm waters around Hawaii." Again, a nod of the head and POOF, the second priest is gone.
The third priest has been quiet the whole time. Finally he asks St. Peter "Anything?" St. Peter says "sure, the network is down, we can't record a thing."
The third priest takes a deep breath and tells St. Peter "I want to be a stud." St. Peter looks him over for a second, nods his head and POOF, the third priest is gone.
After a month goes by, God calls St. Peter and asks about the 3 missing priests.
St. Peter peers down at the earth and says, "Well there's the first one, flying high above Aspen." Peering a little harder, he says, "Ah, there's the second, off the beach at Maui." "And the third?" asks God.
"Well he may be a little harder to find, last time I saw him he was in a tire in North Dakota."
