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2 part Buddhist joke

John_Mc

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A Zen Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."


The vendor gives him a hot dog with the works and the Buddhist gives him a ten dollar bill which the vendor pockets. After a long pause the Buddhist says "Shouldn't I get some change from that?" to which the vendor says "Ah...change comes from within!"
 
Aren't Buddhists vegetarian? Then again where's the meat in a hotdog...
 
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