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12/11/08 jotd pt 2

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A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible.

The brunette knows that she’s speeding so she asks the blonde if
there’s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop
and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if he’s got his lights on.

The blonde replies, “Yes . . . No . . . Yes . . . No . . . Yes . . . No. . . .”
 
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how
she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big
muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'

I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!'
 
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