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Dropped my truck off with the mechanic this morning. He always has stories to tell about whatever he's been working on lately.

Recently, he's had a rash of customers with keyless entry/ignition problems.

The recurring theme, he's seen five in the last two weeks, is that the owner pushes the button on the fob for their several year old car and nothing happens. Dead key fob battery.

The cars aren't completely wireless, they have one keyhole in the driver's door so the owner goes to manually unlock the door. But they find their key doesn't work.

Turns out the factory installed a lock core in the the door that didn't match the ignition. And since everybody has been using their fob to unlock their doors since the cars were new, they never even tried the key in the door before.

Next, they call AAA to get them into their cars. But even after they get slim jim'ed into the car the ignitions still won't work because there's an electronic code chip in the key that won't read out with a dead battery. So they have to get towed anyway.

Once the fob battery gets changed they can drive the car and of course they want the door key fixed to match their ignition. But the car is old enough for the battery to die, which is also old enough to be out of warranty. The dealer says they have to pay for a new lock.

Then they tell the dealer to stuff it and they bring the car to my guy. Turns out a local locksmith was able to reset the tumblers in the core for cheap. With his labor to pull the door apart and the locksmith's charge it all ended up being about half the cost the dealer was going to charge.
 
Funny
so I have a fusion titanium nice car I was wiping the car down after a wash and started looking and discovered there are no visible door locks!
there is only one and its under the drivers side door pull a very inconspicuous slot.
then I thought about the key the one key or so I thought there is a tiny one buried in the fob.
 
Wait! You mean you still use a radio signal key?

I'm pushing for a keyboard on each door, requiring you to enter your password, verification code, VIN, DL number, and date of last oil change.

Voila! No need for radio key fobs!

:jester:
 
...ya forgot th' MAC address, Tom...
 
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Turns out the factory installed a lock core in the the door that didn't match the ignition. And since everybody has been using their fob to unlock their doors since the cars were new, they never even tried the key in the door before.

...

Sales guy made sure our key fit and we knew where it was
 
Wait! You mean you still use a radio signal key?

I'm pushing for a keyboard on each door, requiring you to enter your password, verification code, VIN, DL number, and date of last oil change.

Voila! No need for radio key fobs!

:jester:
Fords at least had keyboards of a sort on the outside of the doors at one point...enter your PIN to get in.
 
I think I'll just pay my insurance and not worry about this life's to short
 
Many newer cars hide the key slot under a cover at the end of the door handle. You find the secret key in your "keyless" fob, use the end of it to pop the cover off with the small slot in the bottom, and there is the old cylinder for you. Also, if the battery dies in a fob that you normally just need to have in the car with you (The ones that don't even stick in the dash at all), you can start the car by holding the fob next to the start button while you push it. It will pick up the key code with no battery.
 
Makes starting the Healey seem so simple:
  • Unlock the trunk,
  • Open the trunk,
  • Turn the battery cutoff switch on,
  • Close the trunk,
  • Open the driver's door,
  • Enter,
  • Put key in ignition and turn on,
  • Pull out the choke if cold,
  • Momentarily flip the secret switch,
  • Check fuel gauge, tap if necessary,
  • Make sure transmission is in neutral,
  • Depress throttle 1/4",
  • Push starter button,
  • Repeat if cold,
  • Repeat if cold,
  • Repeat if cold,
  • Let warm up until temperature gauge begins to move,
  • Gently back out of garage,
  • Let warm up to at least 120F,
  • Start pushing in choke,
  • When reaches 160F, drive off.
 
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