Thought of the Day

[maynard]

 

[titanfan10]

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Must be Elaine from Seinfeld.

 

[John Turney]

 

[Hamish Racing]

Now read this …..

Irish woman repeatedly called ‘potato’ by boss wins £23k in racial harassment payout | The Irish Post

A WOMAN who was repeatedly mocked by her boss for being Irish has been awarded a £23k payout foll...

www.irishpost.com

Then imagine Chris O’Dowd calling his dog in the park

 

[Gliderman8]

Now read this …..

Irish woman repeatedly called ‘potato’ by boss wins £23k in racial harassment payout | The Irish Post

A WOMAN who was repeatedly mocked by her boss for being Irish has been awarded a £23k payout foll...

www.irishpost.com

She got her Pot’O Gold

 

[John Turney]

Gas is so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me.

 

[AngliaGT]

Gas is so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me.

Oh....that Henny Youngman?

 

[Basil]

If...

 

[AngliaGT]

You can say that again.
You can say that again.

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

 

[Basil]

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29 trucks

 

[AngliaGT]

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The answer is "42".

 

[JPSmit]

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the chicken.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day in a half. How long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

 

[maynard]

The answer is "42".

Hitch hikers guide?

 

[John Turney]

The answer is "42".

Or "No", whichever is appropriate.

 

[AngliaGT]

Hitch hikers guide?

Well,someone got it.
I'm easily self-amused.,& laugh at my own jokes.

 

[waltesefalcon]

The answer is "42".

Now the real question is, what's the question?

 

[BobHaskell]

Now the real question is, what's the question?

I'm not sure that one can know the question and the answer at the same time.

 

[AngliaGT]

Now we're getting philosophical?
Way too deep for me.