Thought of the day - food related

[maynard]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2020484298873114950

 

[Basil]

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.

It's a case of "in one ear and out the udder."​

 

[DocDup1]

It seems that the Groaners section needs to be a lot bigger.

 

[John Turney]

Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talk to them.

It's a case of "in one ear and out the udder."​

On that note:
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is she a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

 

[JPSmit]

On that note:
If a cow doesn't produce milk, is she a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?

Ummm a bull?

 

[waltesefalcon]

Ummm a bull?

Don't drink the milk.

 

[AngliaGT]

And never,never,ever try to milk a Bull.

 

[PAUL161]

My grandfather was a dairy farmer, and a radio in the barn, which was never shut off, played some kind of music 24 hrs a day. I always thought it was to entertain the workers; my dad told me years later that it was to keep the cows calm.

 

[Gliderman8]

My grandfather was a dairy farmer, and a radio in the barn, which was never shut off, played some kind of music 24 hrs a day. I always thought it was to entertain the workers; my dad told me years later that it was to keep the cows calm.

I’m guessing he had mootown playing.

 

[waltesefalcon]

My grandfather was a dairy farmer, and a radio in the barn, which was never shut off, played some kind of music 24 hrs a day. I always thought it was to entertain the workers; my dad told me years later that it was to keep the cows calm.

I know several people who do that when they bring their animals into the barn.

 

[maynard]

 

[AngliaGT]

Can we get a "NO STUPIDITY DAY" as well?

 

[NutmegCT]

As a BCF moderator often said ...

We don't need a Fountain of Youth. We need a Fountain of Smart!

 

[Popeye]

Can we get a "NO STUPIDITY DAY" as well?

Nocando.

At least not me