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Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a**hole”.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Jim called him a “s head”.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
 
JPSmit said:
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Jim my husband and I went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an “a**hole”.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Jim called him a “s head”.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then, our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.
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"That's not my dog"
 
I see Rodney Dangerfield on the left. Who else is identifiable in the pic?
 
Gliderman8 said:
Thanks for the “who’s who” chart. (y)
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And the GUIDANCE about what beer to drink.
I'm convinced, what about you????

Light beer, after my first try, has never touched my lips again.
 
I just got an amazon catalog in the mail. It looks like we have come full circle.
 
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