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Funny words thread

Dyslexics UNTIE!
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When my Wife asks me "Do you want to get this for me",or something like that
I always reply - "Don't ask me if I want to,ask me if I will",or "No,I don't want to do that".
And I haven't ever ended up in the ER over that!
 
I have a really big rant about the alphabet.
Like why does 'w' have three syllables and all the rest have only one?
I know that the Roman/Latin wrote 'u' as 'v', but why don't we write it as 'uu'?
And what is the difference between a vowel and a consonant and why?
Why are vowels scattered around the alphabet in stead of all together, if they are so special?
 
I have a really big rant about the alphabet.
Like why does 'w' have three syllables and all the rest have only one?
I know that the Roman/Latin wrote 'u' as 'v', but why don't we write it as 'uu'?
And what is the difference between a vowel and a consonant and why?
Why are vowels scattered around the alphabet in stead of all together, if they are so special?
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I'm confused. How come 22 is twenty two, 33 is thirty three, but 11 isn't onety one?
 
Onety one has a nice ring to it.
 
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