I still have my original socket set with a 1/2 and 3/8 ratchet that came with the US-made Craftsman tool set my wife got me for Christmas 47 years ago. They both still work like new. I've taken them apart a couple times over the years to put in fresh grease, but they are still it top condition.
Or as Mickey used to say:
We don't need a Fountain of Youth.
We need a Fountain of Smart!
And don't forget to take the mailbox with you.