A Few That I Thought Were Funny

[AngliaGT]

 

[Basil]

I can relate to that first one!

 

[Popeye]

I can relate to that first one!

Raise your hand if, as reading the first one, you subconsciously felt your shirt to make sure the seams were on the right side...

 

[DrEntropy]

...and check your socks for mismatch.

 

[mikephillips]

I don't have to check the shirts I wear around the house for WFH to know, the paint stains are all on the outside to guide me...

 

[NutmegCT]

...and check your socks for mismatch.

Never a problem. I only have black socks ...

 

[Basil]

Never a problem. I only have black socks ...

With which you demonstrate your fashion sense when wearing them with Bermuda Shorts!

 

[NutmegCT]

Problem is, I get the socks at a 50% discount. They're all for the left foot.

 

[AngliaGT]

I hate it when I put my socks on the wrong feet first thing in the morning.

Boss,
Do you have a wide White belt to go with that?

 

[Basil]

I hate it when I put my socks on the wrong feet first thing in the morning.

Boss,
Do you have a wide White belt to go with that?

That ain't me !! That's Tom!! I almost never wear black socks1

 

[NutmegCT]

You can have some of mine!

 

[mikephillips]

What are socks?? I've worked from home so much the last couple years my feet have forgotten what they are...

 

[JPSmit]

What are socks?? I've worked from home so much the last couple years my feet have forgotten what they are...

same here, but what are pants?

 

[John Turney]

same here, but what are pants?

Those things that you said "I don't need these on a Zoom call," and then got up, forgetting you didn't have them on as everyone else on the call laughs.

 

[JPSmit]

Oh were you you on that meeting too?