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[maynard]

 

[Basil]

I love a good GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU SALAD.

 

[bobhustead]

Especially with some fried GHOTI.

Bob

 

[NutmegCT]

GHOTI! Excellent! Haven't heard that since I last spoke with George Bernard Shaw

GH from Laugh
O from Women
TI from Fiction

GHried Ghoti with hushpuppies for me thanks.
Tom M.

 

[Basil]

GHOTI and TIOPS

 

[DrEntropy]

But English is sooo farkled up as it is, most folks coming from places of non-english speaking majorities have said it's confusing beyond words.

 

[NutmegCT]

 

[Bayless]

And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? And why does an alarm come on by going off?

 

[Basil]

And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? And why does an alarm come on by going off?

“Why are they called apartments when they’re clearly all stuck together….” — Stephen Wright.

 

[Gliderman8]

 

[DrEntropy]

After a debilitating stroke, our invalid mum declared herself our invalid (verb) mother.

At onset of the stroke, brother was asked by a physician what level of function she'd been before onset.

His answer was: "She's not "Wheel smart, she's Jeopardy smart."

 

[mikephillips]

I love a good GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU SALAD.

Does this relate to the earlier topic of Welsh spelling??...