Reminds me of the old Phyllis Diller joke.
She says one of the guys she dated in high school was so dumb ... he saw a sign in the drug store which said "Wet Floor".
So he did.
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out."
"I was in his room."
:excitement:
"My oven is so dirty, I can only bake one cupcake at a time."
(Boy do I miss 1950s and 1960s TV ...)
LOL Yeah, why ARE we encouraging deer to cross these busy roads!
[BTW, in Norway they actually fence highways and then create green overpasses! Amazing.]