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I just got this on email. Thought I would pass it on.
Bob
> Subject: Fw:the Lone Ranger and Tonto
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> The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.
Some hours later,Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look toward sky, what you
see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past
three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
"You dumb as pile of buffalo dung, Kemo Sabi. It tell me
someone stole tent!"
 
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