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JPSmit

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A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets
and urinals, leaving no clues.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
 
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JPSmit said:
A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets
and urinals, leaving no clues.
A spokesperson was quoted as saying, "We have absolutely nothing to go on."
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A detailed report revealed this was a British police station and the fixtures were only removed from floor "C" of the station.

This, of course, rendered the entire station "C" loo less!!

Does replying to this thread make me a commodian?!! :jester:
 
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I was going to rate your response a "TEN" but Urinate :banana:
 
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He wizzed right otta there with them.
 
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There was a janitor of Italian decent who worked at the police station. He had a young daughter Catherine who was hearing impared. When he introduced her to the officers, he said "Thisa isa my daughter....she'sa deafa Kate."
 
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