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I met a fairy who granted me one wish.
"I want to live for ever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.
"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup.
"You crafty bastage!" said the fairy
"I want to live for ever", I said.
"Sorry", said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.
"Fine", I said, "Then I want to die when England win the World Cup.
"You crafty bastage!" said the fairy