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    Corn...

    HER: what is your perfect idea of a date?

    ME: DD/MM/YY... Other formats can be confusing

    HER: ...


    I
    just read the “100 things to do before you die” list….

    I was surprised that 'Call 911' didn’t make the cut.


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    Re: Corn...

    A couple go to a bar during karaoke night and they hear a man sing the most beautiful cover of Stairway to Heaven they had ever heard. Since they were planning their wedding at this time, they approach the man after his performance.

    "Wow, that was an amazing cover! Would you like to come perform at the reception of our wedding?" they ask him.

    "I would love to! As a matter of fact, I'm an officer of the court too, so I could even wed you two in the same day!" he replied.

    So it was settled, and the man showed up to their wedding, and wed the two together. Everything was going just perfect until the reception... Ever song the man sang was just horrendous, he was off key in every verse, and at some points even forgot the lyrics. The moral of the story is, never book a judge by his cover.
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    Re: Corn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye View Post
    HER: what is your perfect idea of a date?
    And still one of my favorite Movie Scenes

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    Re: Corn...



    I have never seen Miss Congeniality - just put it on my list - thanks!
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    Re: Corn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye View Post


    I have never seen Miss Congeniality - just put it on my list - thanks!
    It's pure fluff but fun
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    Re: Corn...

    Well it has Sandra Bullock in it.
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    Re: Corn...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bayless View Post
    Well it has Sandra Bullock in it.
    Oh, YEAH!
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    Re: Corn...

    Fun is good... just watched Police Academy...
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    Re: Corn...

    Sometimes we all just need some mindless humor

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    Re: Corn...

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    And still one of my favorite Movie Scenes

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