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    UFO

    UFO caught on tape. Amazing!
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    Re: UFO

    Slow day at the "office"?
    Just Remember.......
    NOBODY ever says "COOL PRIUS!"

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    Re: UFO

    It could have been fly paper.
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    Re: UFO

    keep jokes like this coming and you will ALIENate us
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    Re: UFO

    Throw a pie plate into the air, snap a photo and 4,367 people will believe you saw a flying saucer.

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    Re: UFO

    Just for grins (and I'm sure I've mentioned this before somewhere), I was on duty as a Computer Maintenance man at the 24th NORAD Region Command Center the nights some incidents occurred that had us scrambling fighters from the Montana Air National Guard out of Great Falls. This incidents became the subject of an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" with Robert Stack. We could see the unknown craft on radar and they were doing maneuvers that no regular aircraft or helicopter could possibly do. There were also Air Force personnel out at the missile sites who made visual contact. The next day, two officers from NORAD HQ (Cheyenne Mountain) arrived and confiscated the MORTs (Master Operational Recording Tapes). For years this incident was classified. I remember how stunned I was one night in the 1980s when I was watching Unsolved Mysteries and Robert Stack walked out of the fog and said "Great Falls Montana, 1975."
    Here's a news paper article from the Great Falls Tribune several years later that recounts that night.

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    Re: UFO

    Basil - was this guy in your unit?

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    Re: UFO

    No - and while it may sound funny, this really did happen - I was there and saw it first hand. I've never heard any explanation of what these craft were or where they were from, but this really did happen. For years this was classified and we were all told that morning, in no uncertain terms, that we were not to discuss it with anyone. It was declassified years later.
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    Re: UFO

    "I WANT TO BELIEVE" you.
    Just Remember.......
    NOBODY ever says "COOL PRIUS!"

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    Re: UFO

    As a kid living in the San Luis valley in CO, a little ways north of where Bas now resides, there was some weird stuff that locals would report seeing. Usually it was explained away as Air Force aircraft but there were a few stories, like Bas's, that just defied the canned explanation.
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