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A man is at his house when he hears a loud knock on his door. He looks out the window and sees a police officer so he opens up and says, "Hello officer, what can I do for you?"
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]The officer says, "I'm sorry sir, but you're under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia."[/FONT]
Frantically, the man replies, "Officer wait, I can explain everything!"
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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A math professor walks into his classroom with a black eye.
Student: What happened professor?
Prof: I got into a fight.
Student: With who?
Prof: Numbers that aren’t divisible by 2.
Class Clown: I guess the odds were against you.
[FONT=verdana, geneva, lucida, lucida grande, arial, helvetica, sans-serif]The officer says, "I'm sorry sir, but you're under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia."[/FONT]
Frantically, the man replies, "Officer wait, I can explain everything!"
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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A math professor walks into his classroom with a black eye.
Student: What happened professor?
Prof: I got into a fight.
Student: With who?
Prof: Numbers that aren’t divisible by 2.
Class Clown: I guess the odds were against you.