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Phasers on stun! After using a friend’s heated loo seat many times, my wife felt she had to have one. So… I got her one of those Brondell bidet things, which I’m almost embarrassed to admit (but find it all rather amusing). “Oh, look what Santa brought you?”
New slogan: “old butts matter!”
Yes, it has a heated seat… and heated “washing” and heated “drying” (sort of a built-in scirocco)… and requires a pilot’s license to operate. Fortunately, the remote control is intuitive. In this shot (in a follow-up post below), the remote is sitting on the lid, but it actually “sits” on/in a wall mounting bracket for normal use.
This one isn’t as fancy as a friends, where theirs will open up all by itself when you sneak up on it (“Feed me Seymour”), and automatically close. I thought that was WAY too decadent (but their lady-of-the-house is Japanese, so such freakiness is generally accepted).
For the so-inclined, the installation took all of about 20 minutes on the To-To in our master bathroom. No butt-crack exposed plumber required (though I tried my best imitation).
Phasers on stun! After using a friend’s heated loo seat many times, my wife felt she had to have one. So… I got her one of those Brondell bidet things, which I’m almost embarrassed to admit (but find it all rather amusing). “Oh, look what Santa brought you?”
New slogan: “old butts matter!”
Yes, it has a heated seat… and heated “washing” and heated “drying” (sort of a built-in scirocco)… and requires a pilot’s license to operate. Fortunately, the remote control is intuitive. In this shot (in a follow-up post below), the remote is sitting on the lid, but it actually “sits” on/in a wall mounting bracket for normal use.
This one isn’t as fancy as a friends, where theirs will open up all by itself when you sneak up on it (“Feed me Seymour”), and automatically close. I thought that was WAY too decadent (but their lady-of-the-house is Japanese, so such freakiness is generally accepted).
For the so-inclined, the installation took all of about 20 minutes on the To-To in our master bathroom. No butt-crack exposed plumber required (though I tried my best imitation).
- Mark (who feels particularly clean at the moment)
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