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Subject: State Mottos... Some are hilarious
Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
** Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Us.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts.... Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
** Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids, And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, but Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
** Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
** Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky Five Million People; almost as many horses
** Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajuns, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
** Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
** Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
** Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
** Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio At Least
We're Not Michigan
** Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
** Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY an Island
** South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
** South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
** Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
** Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
** West Virginia
One Big Happy Family......Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut Cheese!
** Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
&
The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place!
Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
** Arizona
But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Us.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts.... Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
** Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids, And Our Voting Skills.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, but Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
** Illinois
Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn
** Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky Five Million People; almost as many horses
** Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajuns, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
** Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
** Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's And Our Senators Are More Corrupt!
** Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
** Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Honest Elections!
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...And No Right To Self Defense!
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio At Least
We're Not Michigan
** Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing
Oregon
Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal
** Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY an Island
** South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet
** South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee
Home of the Al Gore Invention Museum.
** Texas
Se Hablo Ingles
** Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont
Ay, Yep
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
Our Governor can out-fraud your Governor!
** West Virginia
One Big Happy Family......Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut Cheese!
** Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared
&
The District of Columbia The Work-Free Drug Place!
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