Things That You Find Funny

[waltesefalcon]

I've never been a fan of ready roll cigarettes. I'll sit down and smoke a cigar or a pipe on occasion but packaged cigarettes taste like burning trash to me.

 

[Basil]

Did I mention I have the willpower of a rat?

Well, at least you have "some" willpower

 

[John Turney]

My father had to have part of his lung removed from cancer. My mom told him he could have one cigarette today and the next day forward none. He did it, and outlived her.

 

[AngliaGT]

There was an article in today's paper about 100 years of the
City Manager in Salem,Virginia.
One story was that a Salem resident called the then City Manager
to complain about a street light being out.This was at 3 AM.
Later that day,the Manager called Public Works to have them
fix the street light.He then called back the resident,to inform him
that it had been repaired.........at 3 AM.

 

[AngliaGT]

Funny story in today's paper about a guy who illegally harvested wood from
walnut trees on Government land.
His name? - William Riley Stump



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[Gliderman8]

:lol:

sooo true! When I tell some 'younger' folk we've adopted the three cats and named them Lucy, Fred and Ethel, we get blank stares. The "seasoned" ones break out in laughter.

About three years ago after officiating a soccer game I was approached by the 18 year old field marshal to get my signature. When he got close he asked “what’s your name”?
I said “Alfred E. Neuman”. I had to stop him from writing that down. He didn’t have a clue what the name meant.
I told him to look it up.

 

[Mickey Richaud]

About three years ago after officiating a soccer game I was approached by the 18 year old field marshal to get my signature. When he got close he asked “what’s your name”?
I said “Alfred E. Newman”. I had to stop him from writing that down. He didn’t have a clue what the name meant.
I told him to look it up.

"What, me worry?"

 

[Gliderman8]

"What, me worry?"

That kid still wouldn’t know what that “famous quote” was

 

[mikephillips]

Or recognize the missing tooth...

 

[Gliderman8]

Or recognize the missing tooth...

And big ears

 

[John Turney]

About three years ago after officiating a soccer game I was approached by the 18 year old field marshal to get my signature. When he got close he asked “what’s your name”?
I said “Alfred E. Neuman”. I had to stop him from writing that down. He didn’t have a clue what the name meant.
I told him to look it up.

At least you didn't tell him Puddin Tain.

 

[Gliderman8]

At least you didn't tell him Puddin Tain.

Have to admit I had to look that one up. It’s from’63!!! The doc might remember it but I’m way too young

 

[AngliaGT]

Then he'd probably "tell you the same" thing.

 

[John Turney]

Have to admit I had to look that one up. It’s from’63!!! The doc might remember it but I’m way too young

It goes back way further than that. It was in a 1936 movie called "The Milky Way", and some sites suggest it is a child's rhyme as old as the 17th Century, or even earlier.

 

[AngliaGT]

On the front page of the local paper,there was an article about
an event at a local museum.There was a representitive from our local
zoo.She was the education manager.
Her name - Bambi Godkin.

 

[mikephillips]

With a name like that, she could have ended up stripper instead....

 

[DrEntropy]

Knew a family long ago, dad's friends Fred Ringer and wife. Fred wanted to name his newborn daughter Belle... his wife vetoed it.