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Jokes about the world's worst (allegedly) car....
Yu*go (yoo-go)
1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile.
2) 4x4 hood ornament.
3) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator.
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A1. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.)
A2. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.
Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag.
When you sense an impending accident, start blowing real fast and hard.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A. A towtruck.
Q. What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A. Passengers.
Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
Q. How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
A. Push it over a cliff.
Q. Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A. The tow truck takes the impact.
Q. What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
A. Totalled.
Q. Why were sidewalks invented?
A. So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.
Q. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q. How do you overtake a Yugo?
A. Just walk faster
Yugo has announced a new 16 Valve model for 2005. 8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.
Yugo Race Car
Q. What do you call a Yugo with twin tailpipes.
A. A Wheelbarrow.
Q. What’s the difference between a golf Ball and a Yugo?
A. You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q. What’s the difference between a shopping cart and a Yugo?
A. A shopping cart’s easier to push, and steers better too.
Q. Why is a Yugo like a Bic lighter?
A: You use it 'til it runs out of gas, then throw it away.
Q: What do you call a Yugo that breaks down after 100 miles?
A: An overachiever.
Q. What do you call a Yugo in the fast lane of a highway?
A. Roadkill
Q. What do you call a Yugo owner with a radar detector.
A. An optimist.
Q. Why would someone steal one a Yugo?
A1. An obvious insanity defense when caught.
A2. The crime would surely be a misdemeanor.
A3. Doing the owner a favor.
Then there was the Yugo owner that traded up…. To a Trabant…
And the biggest joke of all: The $20K Yugo!
if 'yugo', you no come back...
Yu*go (yoo-go)
1) Small, economical, Yugoslavian-built automobile.
2) 4x4 hood ornament.
3) What dosen't happen when you press the accelerator.
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A1. Fill the tank with gas! (If it can still hold liquid.)
A2. If not, put a gallon of milk in the back seat.
Q. What comes with every Yugo User's Manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. Why does a Yugo have rear a window defroster?
A. To keep your hands warm as you push it.
Q. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a big hill?
A. A miracle!
Yugos are now much safer and come standard with an air bag.
When you sense an impending accident, start blowing real fast and hard.
Q. How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A. A towtruck.
Q. What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
A. Passengers.
Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
Q. How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
A. Push it over a cliff.
Q. Why don't Yugo's sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A. The tow truck takes the impact.
Q. What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
A. Totalled.
Q. Why were sidewalks invented?
A. So Yugo owners would have a safe place to walk home.
Q. What do you call two Yugos at the top of a hill?
A. A mirage.
Q. Why do Yugo owners never carry a map?
A. It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q: What do you call a Yugo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q. How do you overtake a Yugo?
A. Just walk faster
Yugo has announced a new 16 Valve model for 2005. 8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.
Yugo Race Car
Q. What do you call a Yugo with twin tailpipes.
A. A Wheelbarrow.
Q. What’s the difference between a golf Ball and a Yugo?
A. You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q. What’s the difference between a shopping cart and a Yugo?
A. A shopping cart’s easier to push, and steers better too.
Q. Why is a Yugo like a Bic lighter?
A: You use it 'til it runs out of gas, then throw it away.
Q: What do you call a Yugo that breaks down after 100 miles?
A: An overachiever.
Q. What do you call a Yugo in the fast lane of a highway?
A. Roadkill
Q. What do you call a Yugo owner with a radar detector.
A. An optimist.
Q. Why would someone steal one a Yugo?
A1. An obvious insanity defense when caught.
A2. The crime would surely be a misdemeanor.
A3. Doing the owner a favor.
Then there was the Yugo owner that traded up…. To a Trabant…
And the biggest joke of all: The $20K Yugo!
if 'yugo', you no come back...