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If your stall warning plays Dixie!
Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
You've ever used moonshine as avgas.
You have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
You think GPS stands for, going perfectly straight.
Your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
You constantly confuse Beech craft with Beechnut.
Just before impact, you are heard saying "hey y'all, watch this!".
You use a Purina feed bag for your wind sock.
You fuel your whizzbang 140 from a mason jar.
You wouldn't be caught dead flying a Grumman "Yankee!"
You refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
There's a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service.
You subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper.
You have ever incorporated Sheetrock in the repair of your aircraft.
You have responded to ATC with, "That's a BIG 10-4!"
The preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains "case of bud."
And finally, your go/no go check list includes the words "Skoal" or "Red Man".
Your cross country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.
You think sectional charts should show trailer parks.
You've ever used moonshine as avgas.
You have mud flaps on your wheel pants.
You think GPS stands for, going perfectly straight.
Your toothpick keeps poking your mike.
You constantly confuse Beech craft with Beechnut.
Just before impact, you are heard saying "hey y'all, watch this!".
You use a Purina feed bag for your wind sock.
You fuel your whizzbang 140 from a mason jar.
You wouldn't be caught dead flying a Grumman "Yankee!"
You refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"
There's a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service.
You subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper.
You have ever incorporated Sheetrock in the repair of your aircraft.
You have responded to ATC with, "That's a BIG 10-4!"
The preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains "case of bud."
And finally, your go/no go check list includes the words "Skoal" or "Red Man".
