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AweMan
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[hmm!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things
a
bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[ ! Do they ever read what they write?]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better
than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's somethin g stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [He probably IS the
battery charge ]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat
enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for
eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [Did I read that sign
right?]
[hmm!]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things
a
bit far!]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[ ! Do they ever read what they write?]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better
than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's somethin g stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [He probably IS the
battery charge ]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat
enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for
eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [Did I read that sign
right?]
