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judow

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Woke up yesterday morning and wow, no wrinkles as I looked in the mirror. The downside - I looked like a puffer fish, all red, swollen, itchy and downright ticked. Seems I got bit by a spider during the night. 4 benedryls later and I am now fine. Interestingly yesterday evening I felt something around my ear and jumped up and a spider fell onto the sheet. Husband scooped it up into a pill bottle. I guess he had such a good meal the night before, he thought he'd try again. As I didn't die and the swelling and itching left I didn't think we would need him to be tested as my cause of death so he is now unceremoniosly in the local landfill. I am now back to normal, wrinkles and all. :banana: :banana:
 
Glad you are doing better Miss Muffet :laugh:
 
YIKES !!! I hate spiders in the house. I don't bother them if they're outdoors.
 
glad you are back to normal, allergic reactions like that can be frightening. Of course you would have to remind me of one of my all time favourite jokes.

The Love Dress

A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

Husband: "Needs ironing!"
 
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