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DrEntropy

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Boudreaux asks the clerk, 'Which aisle is de one whar you keeps de Cajun sausage?'

The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Cajun?'

Boudreaux kind of stiffens and says, 'Mais yeah. But let me ax you somet'ing. If I had axed for Italian sausage would you ax me if I was Italian? Or if I had axed for German bratwurst, would you ax me if I was German? Or if I axed for a kosher hot dog would you ax me if I was Jewish? Or if I had axed for a Taco would you ax if I was Mexican? Would you? Well, would you?'


The clerk says, 'Well, no!'

With deep self-righteous indignation, Boudreaux says, 'Well den, why did you ax me if I'm Cajun, just 'cause I axed for Cajun sausage?'

The clerk replies, 'Because you're at Home Depot.'
 
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