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Basil

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"These premises do not come up to the standards required by this authority.
Unless appropriate steps are taken instantly, I shall have no alternative but to prosecute
or recommend closure to the approppriate committee of the Counsel.
Specifically: Lack of proper cleaning routines; dirty and greasy filters; greasy and encrusted
deep fat fryer; dirty, cracked and stained food preparation surfaces; dirty, cracked and missing wall and floor tiles;
dirty, marked and stained utensils; dirty and greasy interior surfaces of the ventilator hood...

Inadequate temperature control and storage of dangerous foodstuffs; storage of cooked and raw meat in same trays;
storage of raw meat above confectionary, with consequent drippeng on beef juices onto cream products;
Refrigerator seals loose and cracked; ice box undefrosted; and refrigerator overstocked."

(Say no more)...

Food handling routines suspect; evidence of smoking in food preparation area; dirty and grubby food handling overalls; lack of wash hand basin, which you gave us verbal assurace you'd have installed at our last visit six months ago. And two dead pigeons in the water tank.

(Otherwise ok?)
 
Cornell Sanders?????
 
It's the food inspector from Fawlty Towers isn't it?
 
"Say no more" made me think Monty Python, "Otherwise, okay" and the general tone made me think of John Cleese, and then part of my brain that is the repository for such things said, Fawlty Towers and then shortly after, the rat.
 
"Say no more" made me think Monty Python, "Otherwise, okay" and the general tone made me think of John Cleese, and then part of my brain that is the repository for such things said, Fawlty Towers and then shortly after, the rat.
"Well, of course it's a rat. You have rats in Spain don't you - or did Franco have them all shot?"
 
"It's a homing rat!"
 
I really need to sit down and watch Fawlty Towers again. I really do love this show.
 
I really need to sit down and watch Fawlty Towers again. I really do love this show.
I can watch it on Britbox, but I also bought the DVD set a few years ago. It was the best written (and acted) comedy I've ever seen. So many sub-plots intertwined in each episode.
 
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