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Where's the oil?

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WHERES THE OIL?
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to
check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.


The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:

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Alaska

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California

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Oklahoma
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TEXAS

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UTAH
and
Wyoming

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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
 
Don't forget the Gulf of Mexico.
Soon Castro will be drilling for it along with Chavez but our dipsticks will not budge!
 
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC


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You've not paid much attention to what State and local governments do, then..... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif

Dipsticks are everywhere.... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
 
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