tahoe healey
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WHERES THE OIL?
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to
check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
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TEXAS
~~~
UTAH
and
Wyoming
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Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here
in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to
check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in:
~~~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
TEXAS
~~~
UTAH
and
Wyoming
~~~
Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC