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When Our Lawn Mower Broke

Mickey Richaud

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When our lawn mower broke..

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first - the truck, the car, fishing - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
 
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The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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Soooo... did you have to do the sweeping up, yourself, then?
 
I wonder if the limp causes patches on the lawn when he cuts it? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif fabulous!
 
The question I'm wanting answered is "from where did they remove the toothbrush and sissors?" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
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