My 2 favorite ways to eat eggplant... sliced thick, breaded (with parmesian), and fried - eat with lots of marinara and mozzarella. Also, sliced thin, and used in place of lasagna noodles in a big eggplant lasagna.
Spam Spam spam spam Spam... It's one of the best processed meat products you can buy... it's good fried, hot, cold, fresh from the can... and the gelatinous fatty stuff that comes out of the can with it is great too - sluuurrrrp!!!!
I'd have to say another gross (but very tasty) treat is a regular old individually wrapped hot Penrose Sausage. Just don't read the label (for the ingredients, or to find out how long it sat on the shelf of the ancient convenience store you bought it in). What is tripe, BTW? Pork snout, and beef lips are self explainatory - hehehehhehe.
Anyone ever eat an egg salad sandwich from the gas station? - What color was it?
Don't ever look inside a Tuna Melt.
Oh, and I've eaten eel before. - both cooked, and as raw as they serve it in a sushi bar.