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After boarding his flight, a man noticed the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen coming down the aisle of the plane. To his pleasant surprise, she sat down next to him. Not wanting to waste an opportunity to meet such a beauty, he struck up a conversation with her:
"So, flying for business or vacation?"
"Business," she replied, "I'm speaking at a seminar in Chicago."
"Really?" he replied, "what kind of seminar is it?"
"Well, it's a seminar about, shall we say...the physical aspects of love," the stunning woman said.
Understandably intrigued, he inquired further: "what exactly will you be speaking about?"
"I give a lecture on the most common misconceptions about the best sex partners."
After a bit is a pause, the man's curiosity overtook him: "well, what are the most common misconceptions?"
"First," she said, "Latin men are not the best lovers...actually it's Native American men."
"Second, French men are not the most romantic, it's Jewish men."
"Third, the group of men with the best potential to improve as lovers, that is, those with the most untapped talent are American, southern rednecks."
Becoming a little embarrased, she said: "but look at me, here I am droning on and on, and I don't even know your name."
The man responded: "It's Tonto....Tonto Goldstein..., but my frinds call me Bubba."
"So, flying for business or vacation?"
"Business," she replied, "I'm speaking at a seminar in Chicago."
"Really?" he replied, "what kind of seminar is it?"
"Well, it's a seminar about, shall we say...the physical aspects of love," the stunning woman said.
Understandably intrigued, he inquired further: "what exactly will you be speaking about?"
"I give a lecture on the most common misconceptions about the best sex partners."
After a bit is a pause, the man's curiosity overtook him: "well, what are the most common misconceptions?"
"First," she said, "Latin men are not the best lovers...actually it's Native American men."
"Second, French men are not the most romantic, it's Jewish men."
"Third, the group of men with the best potential to improve as lovers, that is, those with the most untapped talent are American, southern rednecks."
Becoming a little embarrased, she said: "but look at me, here I am droning on and on, and I don't even know your name."
The man responded: "It's Tonto....Tonto Goldstein..., but my frinds call me Bubba."
