DrEntropy: "..and you consider THAT health food?!?!"
Remember the old Tonight Show "healthy living" discussion between Johnny Carson and George Burns?
Johnny: George, you're almost 100 years old and still working every day. What do you do to live so long?
George: Well, long ago when I was only 70, my doctor told me to give up three things: whiskey, women, and cigars.
J: But you're almost 100 and you're still drinking whiskey, chasing beautiful young women, and smoking cigars. What does your doctor say now?
G: Nothing. He died 20 years ago.
Tom