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kyreb1862
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A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and
starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane
is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the
plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they
throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot
regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and
drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They
ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why
and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing
hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and
a house blew up!"
starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane
is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the
plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they
throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot
regains control.
He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and
drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They
ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"
They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why
and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"
They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing
hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and
a house blew up!"