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Ed was in big trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was REALLY angry.
She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to
the driveway, and carried the box back into the house.
She opened it and inside she found a brand new bathroom scale!!
Ed has been missing since Friday.
She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to
the driveway, and carried the box back into the house.
She opened it and inside she found a brand new bathroom scale!!
Ed has been missing since Friday.
