Warm Beer

[Chinewalker]

Why do the British drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Sorry, that`s the only one I know.

 

[Basil]

An oldie but a goodie.'

 

[maynard]

Not everything Lucas makes sucks. They also make vacuums.

 

[John Turney]

Not everything Lucas makes sucks. They also make vacuums.

But, do they suck?

 

[Hamish Racing]

Not the Lucas ones …….

 

[AngliaGT]

Why do the British drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

Sorry, that`s the only one I know.

I think I first heard that one in the '70's.

 

[BobHaskell]

A couple others:
Inventor of the intermittent wipers.
What do you mean I have a Lucas pacemaker?
Lucas 3 position switch: Off, Dim and Flicker.

 

[jfarris]

Don’t just pick on the British. When we went to a German car race, cold beer meant that it hadn’t been sitting in the window in the sun. Luckily, in the early 80’s, no one checked your cooler!