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Walking and Exercise

Mickey Richaud

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I like long walks.
Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where he is.

The only reason I would tek up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I joined a health club last year; spent about $250, and haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

The advantages of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, "Well, he looks good, doesn't he?"

Every time I say the dirty word, "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a tiny country.

We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads.

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a pub with a Happy Hour. By the time I leave, I look just fine.
 
And Chocolate brownies make my clothes shrink.
 
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