Unemployable....

[JamesWilson]

My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

I used to work for the funeral parlor, but business was dead.

I worked for a Casino for a while but they gave me a raw deal.

Worked on a river boat casino also, but the deck was stacked against me.

Gave it all up to become a minister, but they said I didn't have a prayer.

Then I worked for the pet shop, cleaning the aquariums, until business went belly up.

I worked at a beauty salon, and it was so hard I just wanted to curl up and dye.

I was a cookie baker but business was crummy.

I was a pizza chef, until i ran out of dough

I was an elevator operator, but the business had it's ups and downs.

Loved my job as pet store clerk, but the job went to the dogs.

I was a roughneck on an oil drilling platform, but it was too boring,

I was a Firefighter, but I got burned out.

Worked in a light-bulb factory for a while, but they told me I was too dim.

I tried assembling vaccuum cleaners, but the job sucked.

I was a farmer once, but that life was just too corny for me to stand.

I worked as a miner for a while, I acutally dug it, but then I got the shaft.

My last job was working in Starbucks, but I eventually quit because it was always the same old grind.

I've applied for a job at the Ice plant but there's a hiring freeze.

 

[Popeye]

Wonderful. Absolutely great.

Thanks!

 

[bugimike]

Pretty durned good, hehehe.... I wanted to work as a comedian, just for laughs, but the joke was on me! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif