BoneIdle
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Last week my wife was hospitalized for what turned out to be congestive heart failure. Fortunately her prognosis is very good. However, she's restricted to bed rest at home.
Since the house is a "four square" built in 1904, and I spend most of my time in the basement workshop, this presented a problem.
We have two blue heelers who think that their human pack members are invulnerable to their lively displays of canine affections. With my wife's delicate condition I decided that we'd put her out of their reach by installing her in the second floor guest bedroom.
After the first day of this, I became winded and fatigued: every time I'd hear her dulcet bellow from the second floor, I'd trot up one or two flights of stairs in response, only to trot back down the stairs multiple times to obtain what she required for her comfort.
And then there have been those times that I'd arrive at her bedside panting and wheezing, to hear the awful phrase "...I need one more thing from downstairs."
It became evident that we needed a better form of communication, so I purchased a pair of AudioVox two way radios ( 15 mile range, $27.00) from the local discount store. They worked great, but while I was reading the manual, I came across a disturbing statement: FCC License required.
I figured that the license would run maybe 10 dollars - tops. So, I logged into the FCC licensing site and commenced filling out the application.
Imagine my total slackness of jaw when the site displayed the $85.00 fee!
Of course I paid it. Apparently the new breed of walkie-talkies require a GMRS( General Mobile Radio Service) license. Sure, it's a steep price, but it's also for five years, and I'll not use cheap, Star Trek Action Pack "communicators" for my wife. I value her too much (and she could lay me out with one punch of a delicate forehoof).
But, I'm kind of amazed: apparently millions of these things have been sold, but there are only 50,000 licenses issued for them by the FCC. That's an approximate figure, but still...
Am I just being a goofball by obeying the licensing laws? Or am I the only person in the U.S. who actually takes the threat of a $10,000 fine seriously?
Since the house is a "four square" built in 1904, and I spend most of my time in the basement workshop, this presented a problem.
We have two blue heelers who think that their human pack members are invulnerable to their lively displays of canine affections. With my wife's delicate condition I decided that we'd put her out of their reach by installing her in the second floor guest bedroom.
After the first day of this, I became winded and fatigued: every time I'd hear her dulcet bellow from the second floor, I'd trot up one or two flights of stairs in response, only to trot back down the stairs multiple times to obtain what she required for her comfort.
And then there have been those times that I'd arrive at her bedside panting and wheezing, to hear the awful phrase "...I need one more thing from downstairs."
It became evident that we needed a better form of communication, so I purchased a pair of AudioVox two way radios ( 15 mile range, $27.00) from the local discount store. They worked great, but while I was reading the manual, I came across a disturbing statement: FCC License required.
I figured that the license would run maybe 10 dollars - tops. So, I logged into the FCC licensing site and commenced filling out the application.
Imagine my total slackness of jaw when the site displayed the $85.00 fee!
Of course I paid it. Apparently the new breed of walkie-talkies require a GMRS( General Mobile Radio Service) license. Sure, it's a steep price, but it's also for five years, and I'll not use cheap, Star Trek Action Pack "communicators" for my wife. I value her too much (and she could lay me out with one punch of a delicate forehoof).
But, I'm kind of amazed: apparently millions of these things have been sold, but there are only 50,000 licenses issued for them by the FCC. That's an approximate figure, but still...
Am I just being a goofball by obeying the licensing laws? Or am I the only person in the U.S. who actually takes the threat of a $10,000 fine seriously?