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"Two & Three" - Late Breaking News

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"We interrupt this show to bring you some late breaking news.
A man has barricaded himself in his garage.The Swat team has just shown
up.All he keeps saying is "Two & Three,Two & Three"."
"We're backing away,so the SWAT team can do their thing,and hope-
fully bring this to and end"."We're attempting to find his Wife,& ask her if there's
any significance to the words "Two & Three"."
"Well the SWAT has rushed in,& taken him away in their custody."
"We've finally tracked his Wife down,& will have a talk with her"
"We've got her here now,& will ask a few questions"
"Ma'am,is there a reason that your husband barricaded himself inside of his garage?"
She replied - "Well,he's been working on restoring his MG sports car for five years,
facing many trials and tribulations"

Reporter - "Is there any significance to the words "Two & Three"?'

Wife - "Oh,that's what made him finally snap - everything he's done,or had done
on the MG cost him Twice as much as he originally thought it would,and
took him Three times longer than he'd planned"

Reporter - "Well,there you have it.Now back to our regularly scheduled program".
 
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